Zoom – Lab Meeting 11/19/2020
Your face frozen on
my screen. These days we all have
limited bandwidth.
haiku by Janni Lee Simner, shared by Dustin
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Your face frozen on
my screen. These days we all have
limited bandwidth.
haiku by Janni Lee Simner, shared by Dustin
There once was a promoter called Brad
Who flew to a landing pad
He left in style
But landed in hell
He makes me a little mad
Credit – Clarice Hong
Pursuit
Jeff biked off to find a good beer
But only closed breweries would appear
Good thing he was a pioneer developmental transcription factor
He broke in with his zinc retractor
And drank all the night with good cheer
Credit – Jeff Hansen
On the sense strand a TF pondered,
“Which way to the enhancer I wonder?”
Should I follow the loop,
through this phase separate soup?
Or hitch a ride with my pal p300?
Credit – Barak Cohen
Look what our intrepid observer Yawei spotted outside. It seems that stay-at-home won’t stop us from making observations. Imagine that you are the first human to ever observe a rainbow, how would you explain it? Or would you rather just enjoy it?
Stay home? No problem! My work won’t be quenched.
After all, things in lab can make quite a stench.
But one fifty seven days
of work from home craze
makes me wish I did more at the bench.
Credit – Ryan Friedman
There once was a zygote conceived
Whose genome mutated with ease
The mutations plopped on
With great strength and brawn
And now the parents are bereaved
Credit – Nicole Rockweiler
Of those sleepless nights,
how many did you consume,
stochasticity?
Credit – Siqi Zhao
Congrats Ryan for recieving a F31 award from NHGRI ("Interpreting function of non-coding sequences with synthetic biology and machine learning").